Speaking as someone from the financial world who was shocked to learn about daily standups, no, agile is complete * invented and promoted by non-technical armch

Speaking as someone from the financial world who was shocked to learn about daily standups, no, agile is complete * invented and promoted by non-technical armchair lieutenants. Mba-speak, translated: Value prop = You don’t really need this Data Science = Not a Real Science I have it more or less working = It’s not working I got it working = Please don’t ask me about this anymore Does this make sense? = Are you even listening? Let’s stop talking about talking about the issue = We’re halfway through this meeting Please enter a jira estimate = I am or want to be your boss Quick stand-up = I’m interrupting your flow Daily stand-up = I’m interrupting your flow every day PM = Tom Smykowski Product = Paid Intern Feature complete = See “I have it more or less working” Deep dive = I have no intention of pursuing this In-flight = I enjoy dramatizing the trivial (See “How Can We Land the Plane”) This is not intended to offend anyone = This probably offends everyone