One day I went from my office to my comms room to fart and didn't notice the nice young lady follow behind me seeking technical support. I can still remember he

One day I went from my office to my comms room to fart and didn't notice the nice young lady follow behind me seeking technical support. I can still remember her smiley face turn to shock as she breathed in the foul air. That day I went from IT legend to dirtbird.