Stuff like this should have been encrypted or just base64 encoded and turned into a certificate then used to sign or encrypt something trivial. Bonus points for

Stuff like this should have been encrypted or just base64 encoded and turned into a certificate then used to sign or encrypt something trivial. Bonus points for using XOR and caesar cypher. Easter eggs should be a challenge to find. Seems a shame. It may have been satirical when written but perhaps not so much now.