Yeah, that's should be something along the lines of: * Fraud: Selling a product not as advertised * Tampering: Selling a product with the tamper seal broken

Yeah, that's should be something along the lines of: * Fraud: Selling a product not as advertised * Tampering: Selling a product with the tamper seal broken * Intent of causing bodily harm to newborns Yeah that should give a nice little jail sentence lol. If this doesn't warrant an investigation then I don't know.