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Laugh HN: Where Did the Hacker Go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
Let's post more Jokes and Funny things here on HN to bring some cheer :)
Joke Credit: https://upjoke.com/hacker-jokes
- powerbroker 6y agoThere are 10 people in this world. Those who understand binary; and those who don't.
- titusblair 6y agoLOL!!
- evronm 6y agoLikewise, there are two hard problems in computing: Cache invalidation, naming things, and off by 1 errors.
- Bluestein 6y agoWhile I second the cheer motion ... ... I think we should -improve- the jokes :) (ouch!)
- titusblair 6y agoIf the joke makes us laugh it has to be good :P LOL I realize this one was pretty cheezy LOL!
- Bluestein 6y agoYes. A tad ...
- brevis 6y agoSaying "Java is nice because it works on all OS" is like saying "Anal sex is nice because it works on all gender".
- pan69 6y agoAn SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and says; do you mind if I join you?
- titusblair 6y agoLol good one
- dgrin91 6y agoThis is probably the the worst confluence of programmer & dad jokes I have ever seen. I love it.
- titusblair 6y agoLol
- fileeditview 6y agoWhat's the object-oriented way to become wealthy? Inheritance
- D13Fd 6y agoThere was a problem at the Indian restaurant the other day. It was naan issue.
- ASalazarMX 6y ago"Editing is a rewording activity." - Epigram on Programming 110 (https://cpsc.yale.edu/epigrams-programming https://cpsc.yale.edu/epigrams-programming) I'm curious why this post has survived so long, it's the first time I've seen shitposting reach the frontpage here.
- joshmanders 6y agohttps://github.com/wesbos/dad-jokes https://github.com/wesbos/dad-jokes I'll just leave this here.