JavaScript is 26 years old, people were calling COBOL old in the 90s, when it was 30+ years old. COBOL is still being updated, it even supports OOP now, yet it

JavaScript is 26 years old, people were calling COBOL old in the 90s, when it was 30+ years old. COBOL is still being updated, it even supports OOP now, yet it shows its age and its joints creak a little, just like JavaScript.