Me: Javascript is a version of Java for the web. Techy: Ummm... no. Me: Techies can be so sensitive about minor things. You can believe whatever you want, I d

Me: Javascript is a version of Java for the web. Techy: Ummm... no. Me: Techies can be so sensitive about minor things. You can believe whatever you want, I don't care. But it is a fact that Java and Javascript are both programming languages. If you don't like it that doesn't change the fact.