You can't go one step without falling down the slope? When was there ever a slippery slope? Sufficient research and consumner use of touch screens came up with

You can't go one step without falling down the slope? When was there ever a slippery slope? Sufficient research and consumner use of touch screens came up with some interesting features also controllable by a mouse (which optionally can be a touchpad/trackpad), so we were all allowed to benefit. We went into space. Why didn't we move off the planet? But we did get Velcro.