Hire me! Jumps-up-and-down over-eagerly like a nerdy new college grad. I'll wave around cheerleading pompoms or aircraft marshaling wands until you do. ; D Exc

Hire me! Jumps-up-and-down over-eagerly like a nerdy new college grad. I'll wave around cheerleading pompoms or aircraft marshaling wands until you do. ; D Excessive, horn-tooting quasi- resume/cover letter in an HN comment (maybe I should've compressed and uuencoded?). Home: Austin downtown, via much of NorCal { Chico, Sacramento, and Bay Area }, from San Jose. Experience with embedded systems on many architectures and different types of RT deadlines, SMT electronics (PCB design and fabrication, stuffing, and repair), Rust (I sure hope so!), C/C++ (autodidacted at 15), LLVM, several assembly languages (ARM, X86, MIPS), microcontrollers, large-scale industrial firmware development (automotive, mining, & agriculture). I periodically throw 3D printing and Arduino or ESP32 at personal use-cases. And trinocular microscope, Siglent scope, and knock-off compatible JBC solder station. The Fluke 289 DMM is real though. Can do everything from sales engineering, on-prem/remote custom client integration, customer training, feature development, tools support, customer bug forensics, subgroup lead SWE, systems architecture/engineering, customer solutions development. Make the office more funner now and then (especially internal funny 404 pages and easter eggs, tape your chair up, orbeez explosion, get your wife/SO and kids in on a gaslighting long-con). 5¢ charge per instance. Wooden nickels not accepted. No refunds. :) Did one or two minor humblebragging things: - Ported a ridiculous nuclear reactor simulator in Fortran from UNIX to Windows. - IBM Almaden offered me a dark matter research assistant job when I was 15, but my parents weren't supportive and it would've been illegal. :Y U No moon meme here: - Wrote a Java-- to native MIPS (non-JIT, compile-time) compiler from scratch with symmetrical implementations in Java and C++. - Refactored the heck out of a UDP 900 MHz packet radio firmware C++ codebase and added telemetry logging with error tolerance of Flash EEPROM wear beyond mfgr specs. - Restoring & modding a VW camper and getting into paramotoring (parachute wing and motor on your back).