Intercal isn't horrible! How could be the only language with PLEASE keyword be bad? (from wikipedia) This last keyword provides two reasons for the program's re

Intercal isn't horrible! How could be the only language with PLEASE keyword be bad? (from wikipedia) This last keyword provides two reasons for the program's rejection by the compiler: if "PLEASE" does not appear often enough, the program is considered insufficiently polite, and the error message says this; if too often, the program could be rejected as excessively polite.