"I wanted to store something that could scale, but wanted to store and access my data in a way that didn't scale. Also, I don't understand CAP, distributed tran

"I wanted to store something that could scale, but wanted to store and access my data in a way that didn't scale. Also, I don't understand CAP, distributed transactions, or distributed systems. I had a bad time." Somewhere else in the comments: "Yeah, we went with MongoDB."