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I love your “free as in free puppy” line. I will have to use it myself in the future.

• eitland 6y ago
  Just remember that the expensive puppy isn't house trained either when you get it, and it will need just as much attention and eat just as much food as the free puppy. I'm saying this as someone who knows way too much about Oracle databases ;-) Choose a "puppy" you can love. Get it from someone you trust and get one that's right for your situation.
  • fmajid 6y ago
    “Free chlamydia” is a better simile for Oracle.