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i've got to wonder if the person who wrote this headline is aware of the satirical conspiracy theory: https://birdsarentreal.com/products/birdwatching?variant=

• adjkant 6y ago
  Oh hey, I own that shirt!
• Daho0n 6y ago
  My god I almost fell of my chair laughing! >Recent studies show that 87% of Bird Poop in populated areas falls on people’s cars. Why is this? Confidential documents leaked in 2018 revealing that “Bird Poop” is actually a form of liquidated tracking apparatus. If you walk outside and notice some bird poop just “happened” to fall on your car, be aware that you are now being tracked by the United States Government
• coolgeek 6y ago
  It's not a satirical conspiracy theory. It's a clothing company built around a joke that they wish to make viral