I got a kick out of a quote Sassaman had in his Orkut profile, circa 2005: "Some day, I will invent a machine that turns all marxists into ants. Then, we will

I got a kick out of a quote Sassaman had in his Orkut profile, circa 2005: "Some day, I will invent a machine that turns all marxists into ants. Then, we will all be happy."