Those Somalian kids that might not know (gasp!) about Lollapalooza sure are sheltered then. If only they had the courage to get out of their comfort zone of w

Those Somalian kids that might not know (gasp!) about Lollapalooza sure are sheltered then. If only they had the courage to get out of their comfort zone of war and poverty, and just witness a mediocre first-world yuppie music festival, then they would realize how relevant Ariane Grande is to their human condition! "Can you stay up all night", Burhan? "F* me till the daylight. Thirty four, thirty five", Burhan. Come on. Or those 6 billion non-English speakers, who don't have the common decency to just learn English and our culture! From however those countries are called. It's all that sheltering! And we are being polite here, by stretching the word "sheltered", and not calling them out for so stupidly not conforming to our anglo-saxon-centric world view!