Thank you. I love this bit at the end of a successful demonstration: > [The bank manager] raised his hand during this whole all-hands meeting and he says what

Thank you. I love this bit at the end of a successful demonstration: > [The bank manager] raised his hand during this whole all-hands meeting and he says what about the free computers? Do we still get the new computers? I'm like no, I was lying to you. I'm a horrible person. And this one after getting caught at the wrong bank: > He calls the guy who hired us to rob the bank. They start talking and halfway through the conversation he literally says do we have to split the cost for this? At that point I realized it was probably going to be okay.