Create the intergalactic equivalent of a superpopular sitcom, like Friends. Make random reference to Earth (and its location) in conversation between Ross and

Create the intergalactic equivalent of a superpopular sitcom, like Friends. Make random reference to Earth (and its location) in conversation between Ross and Phoebe. Earth suddenly has massive value to fans of the show. Rabid alien fans swarm in and steal Earth away in flyingsaucer-portable chunks.