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> "Oracle's new machine learning adapter unlocks intelligence engrained in individual operational patterns." This made me laugh so hard, I can just imagine som
by sebmellen 6y ago
> "Oracle's new machine learning adapter unlocks intelligence engrained in individual operational patterns."
This made me laugh so hard, I can just imagine some bank executive hearing this and nodding, thinking they're going to change the world somehow.
- AaronFriel 6y ago> Blockchain > The system is embedded with a patented blockchain adapter that enables Oracle FLEXCUBE to interface with any blockchain system. The adapter enables a seamless interchange of information between Oracle FLEXCUBE and external blockchain data setscan work with any version of Oracle FLEXCUBE with minimal changes. The easy configurability of the adapter enables banks to leverage blockchain technologies to solve business problems,improve process efficiency, reduce risk and enhance straight through processing. I think I'm just being trolled now
- sebmellen 6y agoIt's like the Turbo Cloud Encabulator brought to life: https://youtu.be/7LOF7KM7UhY https://youtu.be/7LOF7KM7UhY (https://youtu.be/m84IoMeo3qE https://youtu.be/m84IoMeo3qE is also quite good).
- fshbbdssbbgdd 6y agoWell there’s your problem, Citi clearly hadn’t purchased the blockchain module or this couldn’t have happened.