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The idea is pretty good, but misses the mark. Bitcoin has shown that decentralization is a bad idea. What people actually want is Sharebowl: a single bowl, the

The idea is pretty good, but misses the mark. Bitcoin has shown that decentralization is a bad idea. What people actually want is Sharebowl: a single bowl, the size of oregon, that you can trust to keep your valuables safe. We plan an ICO by 2022, IPO by 2023, and IBS[1] by next week. [1] https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/irritable-bowel-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20360016 https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/irritable-bow...

tailspin2019 6y ago
Bravo
hda2 6y ago
I'm a bit late to the bitcoin game (and gearing up to accept bitcoin payments in an upcoming project) so excuse me if my question is trivial, but how does bitcoin show that decentralization is a bad idea? Aside from energy consumption and stability, bitcoin seems like a resounding success to outsiders like me.
- chaboud 6y ago
  Wooosh! That’s the sound of a joke flying overhead. Decentralization is a feature. As with most features, it has technical and behavioral costs. In the case of Bitcoin, this cost is an enormous computational and environmental burden. However, I’m pretty sure that this commenter was joking.
crazygringo 6y ago
No, a single centralized bowl carries massive risk. What happens when it goes down? Do you even trust the SLA? What about privacy? What we need is Peerbowl: a network of millions of bowls interconnected via an interdimensional wormhole. We're in the last stages of ironing out all the kinks. Race conditions have resulted in a few lost fingers but also some extra tentacles which users report are surprisingly handy! Stay tuned for our IPO*. * Interplanetary Public Offering
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- mikewarot 6y ago
  You mean an EnderChest? ;-)
gorgoiler 6y ago
Where does dogebowl fit into this, other than to start a pronunciation war?
- kderbyma 6y ago
  dogebowl is a known pump and dump by the meme bowlers
- CRConrad 6y ago
  In Venice, of course.
nottrobin 6y ago
Haha love the simplicity of "bitcoin has shown decentralisation is a bad idea". No whiff of a justification, just a straightforward statement of fact. A masterclass in empty marketing. This company knows their shit.

tailspin2019 6y ago

Bravo

hda2 6y ago

I'm a bit late to the bitcoin game (and gearing up to accept bitcoin payments in an upcoming project) so excuse me if my question is trivial, but how does bitcoin show that decentralization is a bad idea? Aside from energy consumption and stability, bitcoin seems like a resounding success to outsiders like me.

chaboud 6y ago
Wooosh! That’s the sound of a joke flying overhead. Decentralization is a feature. As with most features, it has technical and behavioral costs. In the case of Bitcoin, this cost is an enormous computational and environmental burden. However, I’m pretty sure that this commenter was joking.

crazygringo 6y ago

No, a single centralized bowl carries massive risk. What happens when it goes down? Do you even trust the SLA? What about privacy? What we need is Peerbowl: a network of millions of bowls interconnected via an interdimensional wormhole. We're in the last stages of ironing out all the kinks. Race conditions have resulted in a few lost fingers but also some extra tentacles which users report are surprisingly handy! Stay tuned for our IPO*. * Interplanetary Public Offering

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mikewarot 6y ago
You mean an EnderChest? ;-)

gorgoiler 6y ago

Where does dogebowl fit into this, other than to start a pronunciation war?

kderbyma 6y ago
dogebowl is a known pump and dump by the meme bowlers
CRConrad 6y ago
In Venice, of course.

nottrobin 6y ago

Haha love the simplicity of "bitcoin has shown decentralisation is a bad idea". No whiff of a justification, just a straightforward statement of fact. A masterclass in empty marketing. This company knows their shit.