Apple is like an upscale nightclub with high entrance fees and where a club soda costs $150. Facebook is like a cheap nightclub that gives you a club soda for f

Apple is like an upscale nightclub with high entrance fees and where a club soda costs $150. Facebook is like a cheap nightclub that gives you a club soda for free, but secretly takes pictures of you so it could sell them to whoever pays most. Google is a franchise that sells licenses to run branded nightclubs with cctv cameras on every corner and rfid chips in every club soda so it could get stats about your manner of drinking.