because im vacuuming the db, flushing the cache, rotating the logs, retrieving the stats, rebooting the server, teaching you to change the background in the cha

because im vacuuming the db, flushing the cache, rotating the logs, retrieving the stats, rebooting the server, teaching you to change the background in the chat, commenting on the tickets, adding to the docs, onboarding the noobs, upgrading the libraries, adding ips to the firewall, updating the ssl cert, installing, compiling, backing-up, migrating, doing my timesheets, ive got 3 'training modules' i haven't completed yet, 5 invites to a PMs weekly catchup I cant make, I've been asked to review the spec on some other project, still need to setup the VPN access, get passwords for the VNC, need to email support to put my keys on the new server so i can jump host as working remotely, editing crons, editing configs, security updates, replying to client emails... oh and that line of code i wrote this week. sadly I had to write that as there was no other solution. I mean I googled like fuck for ages but this is the only way.