I just made a site for OrangeGroveCoin[1]. It's a fictional cryptocurrency that you should definitely buy because: 1. It’s an investment of money. 2. It’s a

I just made a site for OrangeGroveCoin[1]. It's a fictional cryptocurrency that you should definitely buy because: 1. It’s an investment of money. 2. It’s a common enterprise. 3. You can expect to make money from the efforts of others. It's also not a security because it's a token. I made it recently, after having the idea years ago when I worked at Coinbase. I didn't do it then because I wasn't sure that the SEC would get the joke. It seems like maybe they would have, because they would later make a site for HoweyCoins[2] I published the site and made a post on LinkedIn. I also had an accompanying joke startup persona. It did not really go as I hoped. No one got the joke. People commented on my pivot, or asked to buy. Old coworkers I emailed about it ignored it, assumably numb to crypto announcements. I might as well dump the rest of the content here[3]. [1]https://orangegrovecoin.com/ https://orangegrovecoin.com/ [2]https://www.howeycoins.com/ https://www.howeycoins.com/ [3]https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q1zkWGth2xcg581K81S4X6-PPfHtZ9-PmHrKQ3Vg4z8/edit?usp=sharing https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Q1zkWGth2xcg581K81S4X6-P...