What would you say if there was a law that said everytime you made a purchase from a shop that uses a credit card reader then there had to be a lawyer present f

What would you say if there was a law that said everytime you made a purchase from a shop that uses a credit card reader then there had to be a lawyer present from the business to walk you through 50 pages of legalize that you had to read, initial and sign for your "privacy" because Visa might get a record of what you bought. You'd had to do this for every new store you visited even if it's to just pick up milk on your way home. At that point I wouldn't care about "intentions" behind such regulation.