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I'm now trying to picture what an Apple handgun would look like
by TecoAndJix 6y ago
I'm now trying to picture what an Apple handgun would look like
- zepto 6y agohttps://blog.emojipedia.org/apple-and-the-gun-emoji/ https://blog.emojipedia.org/apple-and-the-gun-emoji/
- jeffreyrogers 6y agoThey would change the magazine design every few years and it would only fire Apple ammunition.
- junipertea 6y agoI would be a big fan of planned obsolescence for guns along with proprietary, not easily available ammo, actually.
- jeffreyrogers 6y agoUnfortunately ammo is easy to make. Many people make their own to varying degrees of complexity.
- yoz-y 6y agoChanged the charging cable once, after 9 years. People still bring that up. Lightning has been around for 9 years already. (Sorry if the changed magasine design was about something else.)
- joshspankit 6y agoIncorrect: They also changed the 30pin standard while keeping it 30pin. Many people found that they could not charge or play music with their new iDevice when plugging it in to a factory-wired (and non-removable) 30pin cable in their car.
- joshspankit 6y agoThere have also been multiple iOS updates that block 3rd party chargers through software even though those chargers use the lightning connector.
- bitwize 6y agoEven if detachable magazines were legal (which it now looks like they soon will not be, with the possible exception of grip magazines in pistols), an Apple firearm won't include one. If the gun ever jams you have to take it to a Genius Bar to get it unjammed. Because it features Touch ID, it will be the only firearm to comply with Biden's proposed smart gun requirement at the time the requirement passes, and thus the only legal gun in America until other manufacturers follow suit -- but a gunOS mandatory security update causes the gun to squirt water instead of firing ammunition.
- baybal2 6y agoAn iGun will only fire specially made square iBullets with DRM chips
- mrweasel 6y agoWell, it can only shoot at other iGun owner, so that kinda limits it’s usefulness.
- da_big_ghey 6y ago> square bullets But only at the Turks!
- Ancapistani 6y agoThanks - I had a good Puckle at that one.