The funniest thing I read today: GameStop Chief Financial Officer: Consensus analyst estimates are for 8.5% growth in same-store sales, and our preliminary dat

The funniest thing I read today: GameStop Chief Financial Officer: Consensus analyst estimates are for 8.5% growth in same-store sales, and our preliminary data suggests the number will actually be more like 8.3%. 3 GameStop General Counsel: Well obviously we have to disclose that, analysts are laser-focused on same-store sales and if we missed by 20 basis points we need to confess that before we sell stock. CFO: It’s true, we don’t want to undermine trust with our analysts. Hordes standing on the lawn outside GameStop’s offices (chanting in unison): GME TO 1000! DIAMOND HANDS! CFO: Meanwhile we’ve made good progress on SG&A and we should be able to deliver better-than-expected reductions there. Hordes: SHORT SQUEEZE! GAMMA! GC: Let’s be really careful that those numbers are buttoned up, we don’t want to report something so material to Wall Street if we’re not sure it’s accurate. Hordes: ROCKET EMOJI! ROCKET EMOJI! ROCKET EMOJI! CFO: Yeah we are still trying to nail down a few items where the accounting policies are more complex. Elon Musk (landing on lawn with a jetpack, addressing hordes): Gamestonk!! Hordes: [sustained incoherent screaming] GC: I am just not sure that we can get this disclosure to a point that a reasonable investor will feel confident in it.