8 year olds don't want stories about senators. They want stories about big scary monsters! Please! And see, 8 year olds drive the narrative we receive! The

8 year olds don't want stories about senators. They want stories about big scary monsters! Please! And see, 8 year olds drive the narrative we receive! The networks listen to their customers, and when one writes in for a request, they fulfil every request. This is no puff piece - how dare you!