By stealing this Macbook you hereby agree to these Terms and Conditions which allow the rightful Owner of said Macbook to write and publish short stories and pr

By stealing this Macbook you hereby agree to these Terms and Conditions which allow the rightful Owner of said Macbook to write and publish short stories and prose illustrated with your likeness captured by Hidden app. "My name is Hernando. I have your bourgeois lap typing machine! I have it here, in my lair ... my love lair. So come and get it! Come, come here and taste death! I spit on your bourgeois typing machine! Pah! There! I don't want it! I don't steal because I covet! I steal for love. For PASSION. For the eternal animal within. AND ... why does this little dark circle above the screen keep lighting up? Um, maybe I should put a shirt on."