The images are going to be the hard part. Nothing out there suited my needs/wants in that regard, so I've been working on my own Jekyll plugin that is still now

The images are going to be the hard part. Nothing out there suited my needs/wants in that regard, so I've been working on my own Jekyll plugin that is still nowhere near production ready https://github.com/okeeblow/DistorteD https://github.com/okeeblow/DistorteD