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Things JRR Tolkien has never said, done, written or had anything to do with
- sixhobbits 6y agohttps://web.archive.org/web/20210207094741/https://thetolkienist.com/things-j-r-r-tolkien-has-never-said-done-written-or-had-anything-to-do-with-an-on-going-series/ https://web.archive.org/web/20210207094741/https://thetolkie...
- theobeers 6y agoIt's always fun to read about things that have come to be believed about famous authors, without a basis in fact, whether through hoaxes or by more innocent means. The following line from the linked blog post stood out to me: "As a Tolkienist I would love [for] many cities A, buildings B or persons C to have some sort of link to my favourite author…" That reminded me of the hoax surrounding a purported 1862 meeting between Dickens and Dostoevsky, which came to light in the early 2010s.[0] The story gained legs because of how badly many Dickensians wanted to believe it. It was a less sentimental Dostoevskian who took it upon himself to unravel the whole thing. There has been some discussion on HN of the Dickens-Dostoevsky affair.[1] [0]: https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2013/07/true-story-behind-meeting-between-dickens-and-dostoevsky-never-happened/313381/ https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2013/07/true-sto... [1]: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21150906 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=21150906
- bloak 6y agoThe blog post currently says: "I would love a many cities". I would guess that "a" should be replaced with "so" rather than "for". Perhaps the author will correct it and we'll find out.
- Kaibeezy 6y agoI can see why the comment seems, prima facie, inappropriately nit picky for HN, but there’s a link in the article to another article where the author dissects the details of rhyming meter in the “Not all those who wander are lost” poem, and, having read that heroic exercise in pedantry, applaud this courageous commenter for epic drollery. How many syllables in “fire”? How do you pronounce “again”? Huzzah!
- bloak 6y agoThis has since appeared on HN: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26061637 https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=26061637 Coincidence?
- JoeAltmaier 6y agoOne I read was Galileo visiting Harvard. Apparently they were co-temporal (overlapped anyway; Harvard is old) and it would have been possible during his house arrest, should friends have spirited him to the New World.
- solveit 6y agoFounded in 1636! That's a lot older than I had thought!
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- Archelaos 6y ago"The trouble with the Internet is that you never know whether a quotation is correct or not." (Leonardo da Vinci)
- foreigner 6y agolol
- sn41 6y agoA true visionary, accurate as always.
- CyanDeparture 6y agoThat is often attributed to Leonardo da Vinci, but it is actually a quote from Abraham Lincoln.
- Quekid5 6y ago"A witty saying proves nothing". - Voltaire (or Einstein)
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- cccc4all 6y agoI have one simple request. That is to have frickin sharks with laser beams attached to their heads! — JRR Tolkien (maybe)
- KineticLensman 6y agoAs well as misplaced quotes, a lot or people like to identify connections between places that Tolkien lived in or visited and places in Middle Earth. Clearly, there are likely inspirations, for example, young Tolkien's walking holiday in the Alps may have informed some of his descriptions of the Misty Mountains, and World War one battlefields may have inspired the Dead Marshes and Mordor. But did 'The Hollies' park in Leeds [0], where Tolkien was a professor, inspire Hollin, just outside the gates of Moria? Who can say? Incidentally, I have lived in two of the cities that Tolkien did: Leeds and Bournemouth. As a post grad at Leeds University, the small office (just east of the current Student Union building) that I shared for a while had reputedly been used by Tolkien long before I was born. We joked that it was the inspiration for the damp, dark, twisty caves of the goblins in the Hobbit. [Edit - just checked - Tolkien explicitly references his Swiss walking tour as an inspiration for parts of the Misty Mountains] [0] https://www.headingleyleeds.com/parks-hollies https://www.headingleyleeds.com/parks-hollies [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._R._Tolkien#Youth https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J._R._R._Tolkien#Youth
- mech422 6y agoWhat I find interesting is just how well the Lotro of the Rings Online (LoTRO) brought all this to life... 14 years later, the graphics are a bit dated, but still very pretty. Moria remains my all time favorite zone in an MMORPG. The atmosphere, the scale ... its just _is_ Moria. If you're a Tolkien fan, I highly recommend at least checking out some of the youtube videos - or even better, give the game a try (it has a free to play option).
- p_l 6y agoI'd love if someone fact checked whether the salt mine of Wieliczka was really the inspiration for Moria (the guides do imply so, based AFAIK on a visit by Tolkien there). It does seem to fall under the "likely inspiration" case (if you ever visit Wieliczka, you'll get it :D)
- KineticLensman 6y ago> salt mine of Wieliczka was really the inspiration for Moria (the guides do imply so, based AFAIK on a visit by Tolkien there) Hmmm. Not heard this one. That said, I've read quite a lot of Tolkien biographic material, and I'm not aware that he ever visited southern Poland before writing the Lord of the Rings. He wasn't particularly well travelled before he became famous, and as far as I know he had only visited South Africa (where he was born and left as a very young child), Switzerland (walking holiday) and France (WW1) before the bulk of the LOTR writing occurred. After 1939 a trip to Wieliczka would have involved him entering a WW2 war zone or crossing the Iron Curtain, something I'm certain he didn't do before LOTR was published in 1955.
- jmfldn 6y agoI didn't realise how many fake quotes he had attributed to him. Reminds me a bit of the many fake Buddha quotes that do the rounds. Some are obviously just the sort of guff you'd read on Instagram hovering over a naff picture of a sunset. Others are harder to detect and may be a subtle distortion or sloppy transcription rather than a total fabrication. Goes to show how sceptical we must be when reading things online, even when they sound plausible. As the late great Abraham Lincoln once said according to something I read recently... "The problem with quotes found on the internet is that many simply are not true".
- kergonath 6y agoWait, wasn't it Churchill?
- rchase 6y agoLady Astor: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink." Churchill: "If you were my wife, I'd drink it." -Apocryphal
- eckesicle 6y ago"To make up an Oscar Wilde quote just add '- Oscar Wilde' at the end" - Mark Twain
- JJMcJ 6y agoDon't leave me out - Benjamin Franklin
- a1369209993 6y ago"85% of quotes on the internet are made up. - Abraham Lincoln" (Actual quote*) * ᵇʸ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵗʰᵃⁿ ᴬᵇʳᵃʰᵃᵐ ᴸⁱⁿᶜᵒˡⁿ
- notahacker 6y agoA related quotes found on the internet subgenre is quotes which are actually real and correctly attributed but were a lot less cool than they look over a naff picture of a sunset At the beginning of this century, speechwriters for a struggling British Conservative Party leader gave him the line "do not underestimate the determination of a quiet man" to try to turn his dullness into a virtue. Media generally found it amusing, he was greeted on his return to Parliament by shushing from the opposition, and within the year he'd been replaced without even being given the chance to lead his party into an election. But it was a pithy enough line to find its way onto inspirational quote lists, and fifteen years later was improbably adorning the Twitter profile of Colin Kaepernick (complete with correct attribution to a politician Kaepernick almost certainly hasn't paid any attention to, never mind been inspired by). Can't wait for British civil rights icons to be inspired by the words of Jeb Bush!
- lou1306 6y agoThe misquote I find most laughable is > It simply isn’t an adventure worth telling if there aren’t any dragons ...since, you know, Lord Of The Rings does not feature any dragons! (The "fell beasts" that Nazguls ride are not dragons, not even close)
- imperistan 6y agoAre you sure? There might be some references to them, even though no living dragons appear as characters.
- lou1306 6y agoOf course Smaug does get referenced (in Fellowship, Frodo actually meets Glòin, i.e. Gimli's dad and one of Bilbo's fellow adventurers in The Hobbit). But still, it's fair to say that there are no actual dragons anywhere in LOTR.
- fpgaminer 6y agoUmmm ... Smaug?
- croissants 6y agoIt seems to make people happy to attribute pithy, compassionate, vaguely new-agey sentiments to prestigious writers. Another example that comes to mind is the 13th-century Persian poet Rumi, whose works have been...reimagined in the last few decades [1] into little things you can superimpose on a photo of a beach sunset. [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleman_Barks https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coleman_Barks
- prox 6y agoColeman Barks at least has a sense of rhyme, but when it comes to the original Rumi, it is indeed very different. It’s hard to find good (accurate) Rumi translations,
- vlunkr 6y agoI don't know what it says about me, but I've never heard any of these before, with the exception of the misquoting of "not all those who wander are lost"
- einpoklum 6y agoMy tower is the highest tower. And I have the best lamps. I have the best Orcs! And I don't want to hear your fake news about how I have no body. Fake! ... Now, the folks at One Guldur Network, they're the kind of people know how respect a leader. And if you spite me, I will summon my loyal Nazgul: The Witch-King, Khamul and Covfefe. ---- (... Things I was expecting to read at the link.)
- jleyank 6y agoWell, when I was in college back then, I heard that Tolkien and his friends were really into D&D. One long weekend, after consuming too much, umm, "pipeweed", they had such a memorable adventure that "we should write this down" kept coming up. Tolkien, as he was a professor and so good with writing grant requests, was given the assignment... And, as they say, the rest is history.
- BerislavLopac 6y agoUh, we really need some way to point out if a comment is supposed to be a joke...
- jleyank 6y agoGiven that D&D started in the early-mid 70's I would think it was obvious.