If you are going to fake a story about student loans it would probably be more effective if you chose a more realistic number than a million for a freshman. Let

If you are going to fake a story about student loans it would probably be more effective if you chose a more realistic number than a million for a freshman. Let alone $10 million. "Jacob has already pulled out $10 million in student loans and invested the money in the S&P 500 going long this time." So, is this like "The Onion" but for stock trading sheeple?