OP's only submissions are to articles on this domain, too. Undisclosed affiliate links are tacky, but he'll probably make a few hundred $$$ off of getting this

OP's only submissions are to articles on this domain, too. Undisclosed affiliate links are tacky, but he'll probably make a few hundred $$$ off of getting this story on the frontpage since anything you buy on Amazon in the next 24 hours he will get credited for. How much karma do you need to be able to downvote stories?