Forget about 3D product landing pages that get stuck and never load, I'm entirely turned off by the gratuitous animation on this blog post with fonts that pop i

Forget about 3D product landing pages that get stuck and never load, I'm entirely turned off by the gratuitous animation on this blog post with fonts that pop in late, the menubar sliding in slowly for no reason, and links being slowly underlined. And those js embeds _destroy_ the page performance. Every time I scroll to one the scrolling stutters to a complete halt. I know that doing stuff because you can is cool, but what if we also focus on making it work in ways that aren't annoying to use?