My college student just called me saying, "Jeff Bezos is not the head of Amazon anymore, but if he thinks this will fix his problem he is wrong." Me, "What prob

My college student just called me saying, "Jeff Bezos is not the head of Amazon anymore, but if he thinks this will fix his problem he is wrong." Me, "What problem?" Her, "That we all hate him." Me, "Who is we?" Her, "Everyone who sees how the bourgeoisie are the enemy." Me, "Um, do you think Jeff Bezos actually cares enough about your thoughts on him to remove himself from the head of Amazon?" Her, "He's just hoping to survive the revolution." Me, "So, how are your marxist courses going at college again?"