I'm imagining your Christmas cards now. THERE IS A HOLIDAY SOON. I AM ALIVE AND HAPPY. I HOPE YOU ARE ALSO. ME. Actually, that would be kind of

I'm imagining your Christmas cards now. THERE IS A HOLIDAY SOON. I AM ALIVE AND HAPPY. I HOPE YOU ARE ALSO. ME. Actually, that would be kind of funny. It would capture one's attention in a way that the typical cute and whimsical holiday card would not. Just as this cover letter gets one's attention in a way that a direct, factual, minimal, utterly banal and archetypal cover letter would not.