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That's too bad. I couldn't get past step 3. My system has unmet dependencies that are unable to be resolved.

dylan604 6y ago
In Step 5, my check resulted in NSF_BOUNCE. I was eventually able to replenish, but then wound up receiving an 'ACH_DELAY = 3-5 biz days' message. I apparently have to wait before evilmalware is available on my system.
- grawprog 6y ago
  I finally got past step 3 and 4 with a CHROOT where I manually built all dependencies, skipped the tests after reading your comment, went to go straight to the make install but my distro's got a non-standard directory layout and that failed. I'm over this. Too much effort. I'm just going to install windows and click dodgy popup ads and any ok buttons that appear after.
m463 6y ago
You might have to meet your spouse, then marry, then have a child. alternatively on debian-based systems using the package manager: apt-cache search spouse choose one, then: apt-get install <spouse-package> Note that this may add other required or recommended dependencies.
- grawprog 6y ago
  I tried that, now my system's totally messed up. The spouse package was fine, but the child one was only available in 32-bits so suddenly my system was full of 32 bit libraries, my x64 libraries were all autoremoved, I lost half the apps on my system. Now i'm just stuck here with this spouse and child on my computer, can't do anything fun any more. Lost all my games and it turns out the child is a daemon that runs in the background that sleeps and wakes at the most inconvenient times and now every time I try to run spouse -s It just prints 'I'm tired not tonight.'
- dylan604 6y ago
  For the ladies or non-binaries on the boards, they have an even easier set of commands, 'man find' or depending on distro 'man search' and 'man locate'. There's also additional tools with 'man configure' and 'man make'. It is important to remember to wear a bra on your head, and do NOT forget to attach the leads to the doll or you wind up with an MX missle in our living room.

In Step 5, my check resulted in NSF_BOUNCE. I was eventually able to replenish, but then wound up receiving an 'ACH_DELAY = 3-5 biz days' message. I apparently have to wait before evilmalware is available on my system.

grawprog 6y ago
I finally got past step 3 and 4 with a CHROOT where I manually built all dependencies, skipped the tests after reading your comment, went to go straight to the make install but my distro's got a non-standard directory layout and that failed. I'm over this. Too much effort. I'm just going to install windows and click dodgy popup ads and any ok buttons that appear after.

m463 6y ago

You might have to meet your spouse, then marry, then have a child. alternatively on debian-based systems using the package manager: apt-cache search spouse choose one, then: apt-get install <spouse-package> Note that this may add other required or recommended dependencies.

grawprog 6y ago
I tried that, now my system's totally messed up. The spouse package was fine, but the child one was only available in 32-bits so suddenly my system was full of 32 bit libraries, my x64 libraries were all autoremoved, I lost half the apps on my system. Now i'm just stuck here with this spouse and child on my computer, can't do anything fun any more. Lost all my games and it turns out the child is a daemon that runs in the background that sleeps and wakes at the most inconvenient times and now every time I try to run spouse -s It just prints 'I'm tired not tonight.'
dylan604 6y ago
For the ladies or non-binaries on the boards, they have an even easier set of commands, 'man find' or depending on distro 'man search' and 'man locate'. There's also additional tools with 'man configure' and 'man make'. It is important to remember to wear a bra on your head, and do NOT forget to attach the leads to the doll or you wind up with an MX missle in our living room.