And if/when there is a smoke alarm in your kitchen (or the building), and a fireman will walk through that guy's door, and sees THAT, I would like be a fly on t

And if/when there is a smoke alarm in your kitchen (or the building), and a fireman will walk through that guy's door, and sees THAT, I would like be a fly on the wall for the explanations he will give. I also enjoy the IKEAHackers, but home-made wooden racks on servers is 'reckless' (I am being super polite here).