Ding ding ding! You win all the internets. If the only way for you to comply with regulations is to violate other regulations (market manipulation), you must

Ding ding ding! You win all the internets. If the only way for you to comply with regulations is to violate other regulations (market manipulation), you must shut down your company. It's really quite simple. Robinhood is like some guy driving without a license who gets pulled over by a cop and says "but I'm ineligible for a driver's license, so obtaining one would be illegal fraud, so I didn't do that". Guess what buddy, you don't get to drive.