As a followup, while this patch works great, using it forces you onto ruby-head which breaks a ton of shit. I'm back to shit rails bootup speeds for now. But a

As a followup, while this patch works great, using it forces you onto ruby-head which breaks a ton of shit. I'm back to shit rails bootup speeds for now. But at least I now have hope that it's possible that a fix may be on the horizon. joevandyk posted a great example project here: https://github.com/joevandyk/slow-rails https://github.com/joevandyk/slow-rails 20second bootup of an empty project = hair on fire omgwtf issue. the start of phpenvy? (no, not really)