Also the claim that the choice between Turing-complete languages comes down to "who your CTO plays squash with" is nonsensical. I'm sorry, but I don't care if

Also the claim that the choice between Turing-complete languages comes down to "who your CTO plays squash with" is nonsensical. I'm sorry, but I don't care if the vendor is keeping the CTO supplied with hookers and drugs 24/7, I'm still not writing our next product in BrainFuck.