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I carry the Constitution with me wherever I go. It is my guiding light in these times of darkness and despair. without it I would be lost. Praise be unto the fo

I carry the Constitution with me wherever I go. It is my guiding light in these times of darkness and despair. without it I would be lost. Praise be unto the founders who crafted this incredible document for our great nation. I also carry my phone, keys, wallet and chapstick.

EForEndeavour 6y ago
My complete inability to tell if your first paragraph is meant to be a joke has got to be an indictment of something.
- scruple 6y ago
  If it's any comfort to you, you are not alone...
- omosubi 6y ago
  OP asks if people carry around the constitution in the main post. i thought it was mildly humorous