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Not to be ignorant, but: So what? What are they going to do with my car once they have it, Tesla’s notified it’s stolen for when the car phones home and I’m dr
by slovette 6y ago
Not to be ignorant, but: So what?
What are they going to do with my car once they have it, Tesla’s notified it’s stolen for when the car phones home and I’m driving off in my new X the insurance company bought me. The same insurance company that now has ALL the data Tesla has about the car and some real mean lawyers going after whoever it was that stole it so they can recoup their money.
Maybe I’m blind, but the risk/reward on stealing a Tesla just isn’t there like stealing fancy cars was back in the 90’s. I know criminals aren’t always the smartest on the block, but even with the dumb ones, why should I care?
- sensitive-ears 6y agoMostly they get taken across country borders and broken down into parts. Not a lot of traceability left after that.
- slovette 6y agoYa, I hear that. But the whole time the car is moving it’s phoning back location data. These thieves would have to be SUPER sophisticated in their attacks and even then, one slip in a very unique theft procedure and the whole operation is compromised entirely by some heavy weight consequences. I just don’t really see it.
- sschueller 6y agoFaraday cages and fabric...
- slovette 6y agoHaha. “Billy! Gitta roll chicken wire and that there trickle charger. We bout to git ourselves of em Teaslas.”
- Veserv 6y agoThey can just turn off the internet connection. If that doesn't work then they can just destroy the transmitter/receiver if they are going to part it out anyways.
- lallysingh 6y agoLike put it in a metal box pulled by a truck?
- tyingq 6y agoThe cellular antennas are in the side mirrors. One hammer, one pair of side cutting pliers.
- thereare5lights 6y agoPeople don't steal cars to keep cars. They steal them to use them in commission of other crimes and then ditched, for joy riding, or for breaking down into parts to sell. Thus, no one is going to come after these people because they won't be able to find anyone to come after.
- slovette 6y agoThere’s a whole lot of information Tesla keeps and stores about these cars. Every data point is one more risk of being caught. If a thief is smart enough to leverage this kind of attack method, they’re not doing it, because they’re smart enough to know the better car for the gig is a 2001 Corolla for almost every reason.
- nethunters 6y agoTesla isn't doing something super unique in phoning the location home. Talking about Toyota a lot of their post 2019 models phone their location home and other data in real-time. This is used for their hybrid models to coach your driving and make you a more economical driver. Disabling the location tracker may not be as hard as you assume as its done on a regular basis by thieves.
- chmod775 6y agoProfessional thieves are stealing expensive luxury cars with sophisticated theft protection like that all the time. It's only a matter of time until they update their tools and also go after Teslas. > for when the car phones home It won't. You are seriously underestimating these gangs. About the only defense is some aftermarket theft protection/tracking that they don't expect. Sometimes some of their middlemen shops/drivers get caught that way.
- slovette 6y agoYour probably right, but I’d love to see the data on the successful theft rate of a Tesla car.
- dawnerd 6y agoI saw some numbers a while back and it's very, very low. The real theft ends up being people stealing the mirrors since those go for some $$ on ebay and the like. I think would-be car-jackers know stealing a Tesla is pointless. Sure, they could stick it into a shipping container.... but then what? All of the electronics are signed and can be traced, the car as gps and will phone home the moment it leaves the container. Too much work for too little reward.
- mulmen 6y ago> The real theft ends up being people stealing the mirrors since those go for some $$ on ebay and the like. I had the battery stolen out of my car. Luckily there was a used battery shop just down the street that had just what I needed in stock.
- dawnerd 6y agoWe're talking the 12v battery right? Would be pretty impressive if they lifted the car up and got the high voltage pack out.
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- devwastaken 6y agoWho are you suing? Hooded person? People steal modern cars all the time that have remote unlock. They get in, drive it into a storage crate, and its gone. Efficient and easy process. https://youtu.be/r61umo5VL98 https://youtu.be/r61umo5VL98
- mulmen 6y agoIn my city property crime is not prosecuted. Your insurance company is free to attempt to squeeze blood from a stone but that is not a deterrent to a person with nothing to lose.
- nethunters 6y agoA lot of car manufacturers have real time location data being phoned home so stealing most modern cars has this risk yet thieves still do it and get away with it.
- T-hawk 6y agoYou're glossing over the insurance replacement like it's free. It's not. Your replacement Tesla was paid for by everyone else's premiums. The more Teslas that get stolen, the more each Tesla will cost to insure.
- zamfi 6y agoI think you’re missing the other piece of the parent’s reply — the fact that Teslas are always tracked, making them easy to find, makes it easier for insurance companies (and cops) to find thieves, and makes theft much less appealing.
- a012 6y agoAren't they tracked the whole car, not the parts? Say, the thieves would just scrap then abandon the rest somewhere else.
- dangus 6y agoYou can’t just cut a catalytic converter off a Tesla.
- 2Gkashmiri 6y agoHaha. Very punny
- danmur 6y agoMultiple exploits can be used together to greater effect, if they exist.
- GhostVII 6y agoCut it up and sell the parts? Or tear out the computer and replace it with one from a legit car, or just disable the wireless connection entirely. I think a lot of stolen cars are also shipped overseas where no one is going to be able to recover them.
- na85 6y agoWhat makes you think, in this world of ubiquitous high profile security breaches, that Tesla is capable of making a phone-home system that can't be disabled?
- kaba0 6y agoI would rather not trust a company with my life that has trouble with basic things like security..