It isn't that he is a celebrity, it is that he is Ashton Kutcher (Michael Kelso). This isn't Natalie Portman we are talking about.... or even Dolph Lundgren:

It isn't that he is a celebrity, it is that he is Ashton Kutcher (Michael Kelso). This isn't Natalie Portman we are talking about.... or even Dolph Lundgren: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolph_Lundgren#Education http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolph_Lundgren#Education