My preferred version: Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving down the road when they hit a bump. Schrodinger says: I think you ran over a cat! Heisenberg: Is

My preferred version: Heisenberg and Schrodinger are driving down the road when they hit a bump. Schrodinger says: I think you ran over a cat! Heisenberg: Is the cat dead? Schrodinger: I can't be certain.