Jesus and Satan are having a programming contest to decide who gets to be God's right-hand man. The time limit is one day to create an Earth simulator. They be

Jesus and Satan are having a programming contest to decide who gets to be God's right-hand man. The time limit is one day to create an Earth simulator. They begin, and both furiously code away without taking any breaks. Near the end of the day, there is a power outage and their computers are shut off. Power is quickly restored. Satan is aghast! "I lost all my work", he exclaims. Jesus just smiles, types few commands, and continues coding where he left off... because everyone knows: Jesus saves.