Maybe not quite a joke supposedly this happened for real A bunch of programmers/sysadmins are sitting in a bar, one of them receives a phone call about some cr

Maybe not quite a joke supposedly this happened for real A bunch of programmers/sysadmins are sitting in a bar, one of them receives a phone call about some critical process on the server which appears unresponsive. He troubleshoots for a few seconds and then says "Well if its not cooperating just do a kill" At that point, from the next table, a big bald gentleman with a huge golden chain and some missing teeth turns around, looks at the guy on the phone and says "Respect!"