There's nothing funny about programming! Okay, that said... some showing my age jokes: Q: How can you tell COBOL programmer from other programmers? A: They're

There's nothing funny about programming! Okay, that said... some showing my age jokes: Q: How can you tell COBOL programmer from other programmers? A: They're the ones with the stubby fingers Q: How is Halloween and Christmas the same? A: Because OCT 30 = DEC 25! (Octal, Decimal....groan) but don't listen to me, go to /r/ProgrammerHumor It's early and I haven't had enough coffee