Two elderly women are talking. One of them admits after marrying three times, she's still a virgin. "How is that possible?" asks her friend. "Well, the first

Two elderly women are talking. One of them admits after marrying three times, she's still a virgin. "How is that possible?" asks her friend. "Well, the first one was too old and couldn't do it. The second was gay and wouldn't do it". "The third one was a computer salesman and all he did was sit on the edge of the bed telling me how great it was going to be." (From the 70's days of the million-dollar mainframes)