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My favorite: ===================== A Computer Programmer finds a frog by the side of the road. The frog says, "I am actually a Princess! If you kiss me, I'll

My favorite: ===================== A Computer Programmer finds a frog by the side of the road. The frog says, "I am actually a Princess! If you kiss me, I'll revert back to my human form and be forever grateful?", the programmer smiles and puts the frog back in his pocket. Again, the frog says, "But I really am! I would even marry you if you kiss me and turn me back into a human!", the programmer chuckles and puts the frog away again. Ten minutes later, the frog says, "Look, if you kiss me, I'll have sex with you all day, every day. Deal?", the programmer laughs and puts the frog away again. He gets home, takes the now severely depressed frog out of his pocket and sets it down in an aquarium. The frog looks up at the coder and says, "What the fuck is wrong with you man? I offered to marry you, I offered to screw you, but STILL you won't turn me back into my human form." The programmer says, "I'm a programmer. I don't have time for relationships, or sex - but a talking frog? SO COOL!" ===================== credits to: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ylptx/a_computer_programmer_finds_a_frog_by_the_side_of/ https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/8ylptx/a_computer_pr...

effie 6y ago
Very funny!
elwell 6y ago
I thought the punchline was going to be, you know you're a programmer if you get hung up by the second sentence. How can he "[put] the frog *back* in his pocket." the first time after finding it by the road?
SilasX 6y ago
Reminds me of the joke about the talking dog at the flea market where the seller thinks he duped the buyer because "the dog is a liar". For the topic: the programming version of the joke would be where it's a disgruntled e.g. D-Wave employee selling a stolen "quantum computer" at a flea market that can demonstrably break RSA encryption, and he thinks he duped the buyer because "it's really just a fancy classical computer".

effie 6y ago

Very funny!

elwell 6y ago

I thought the punchline was going to be, you know you're a programmer if you get hung up by the second sentence. How can he "[put] the frog *back* in his pocket." the first time after finding it by the road?

SilasX 6y ago

Reminds me of the joke about the talking dog at the flea market where the seller thinks he duped the buyer because "the dog is a liar". For the topic: the programming version of the joke would be where it's a disgruntled e.g. D-Wave employee selling a stolen "quantum computer" at a flea market that can demonstrably break RSA encryption, and he thinks he duped the buyer because "it's really just a fancy classical computer".