I really like the 'Jon Skeet facts' Stackoverflow page. It is Chuck Norris style facts about the legendary Stackoverflow answer contributor. Here is the top ans

I really like the 'Jon Skeet facts' Stackoverflow page. It is Chuck Norris style facts about the legendary Stackoverflow answer contributor. Here is the top answer but I find many in the thread funny. - Jon Skeet is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe. - Jon Skeet's addition operator doesn't commute; it teleports to where he needs it to be. - Anonymous methods and anonymous types are really all called Jon Skeet. They just don't like to boast. - Jon Skeet's code doesn't follow a coding convention. It is the coding convention. - Jon Skeet doesn't have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn. - Jon Skeet is the only person who has ranked higher than Jon Skeet in the SO all-time rep league. - Users don't mark Jon Skeet's answers as accepted. The universe accepts them out of a sense of truth and justice https://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/9134/jon-skeet-facts https://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/9134/jon-skeet-fact...