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A doctor, an architect and a programmer talk about their professions. "Mine is the oldest", says the doctor, "as everybody knows God created Eve from the rib of
by avmich 6y ago
A doctor, an architect and a programmer talk about their professions. "Mine is the oldest", says the doctor, "as everybody knows God created Eve from the rib of Adam, and that's definitely a medical operation". "Right", says the architect, "but in fact architect is even older - it's definitely an architectural project to create the world from chaos". At this point programmer kicks back in the chair and gives friends a mysterious look. "Who, do you think, created the chaos?"
- bigdict 6y agoYou win this thread. All high quality jokes.
- avmich 6y agoAll not mine, and definitely old - but we're a big bunch, there are lots of programmers, and not everybody heard them :) .
- stevage 6y agoI always heard this with a lawyer at the end.
- DoofusOfDeath 6y agoThe joke's context is Genesis chapters 1-2, so it wouldn't make sense to include a lawyer. Satan only shows up in chapter 3.
- ezekg 6y agoThis made me chuckle :)
- sethlivingston 6y agoI wish I could give this joke a trophy.
- jcstauffer 6y agoAs others mentioned, I've also heard this as a lawyer taking claim from the chaos. I also heard this from a friend that heard it from Ronald Reagan, who claimed it was his favorite joke.